Call It Whatever You Want

Call It Whatever You Want - Tua

I’m so sick of this team, I’m not even giving a full article today. I am just going to give you some insight into my stream of consciousness regarding this underperforming team. Let’s begin. 🀨😑🀬

The Dolphins have a worse record than the Jets, let that marinate and sizzle a little bit. 😫

This team is on pace for a worse record than when they were tanking for Tua, how does that work? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

DaVante Parker is like that toxic on again off again ex that all of your friends and family try to convince you is trash but love is blind and you just can’t let them go because they always give you just enough to keep you holding on before they ghost your ass again. Ghost means to “disappear” on someone for my older readers.

The Dolphins have lost 7 straight games to Buffalo. Josh Allen is officially our daddy. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦

In case you were wondering, the bye week is nowhere close. Whose idea was it to give this team a bye in week 14? Seven straight weeks of this garbage is enough. We need a break. December 12th can’t come fast enough.

Maybe the problem is that the Dolphins think that every week is a bye? πŸ€”

The Jets had more wins in October than the Dolphins had in all of 2021. Sad but true. πŸ˜₯😭

At least Tua didn’t get hurt this time.

Gesicki is an amazing talent and leader on this team, but I think he’s getting tired of having to coach Waddle up on where to be pre-snap and when to motion. Quite frankly I am tired of watching him have to coach Waddle up on pre-season positions. It cost the Dolphins points on Sunday. πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

Tua didn’t have a great game. But he wasn’t the worst player on the field either. After two great games the Tua haters couldn’t wait for him to have a mediocre game so they could get back on their soapbox and blame everything on him. Have at it guys and gals. I don’t have much to work with from him this week.

The Dolphins defense that we fell in love with last season showed up for a whole half plus. It was like we got in a time machine and went back to 2020, but the defense received no complimentary help from its offense and then caved in the second half. We saw some cover zero blitzes but then we saw Josh Allen completely embarrass our linebackers and safeties who whiffed on clear sack opportunities in the 2nd half. It was definitely a tale of two halves.

Cole Beasley just got another 3rd down reception.

Nobody is talking about how many one-score losses the Dolphins have because Jason Sanders decided to follow up an all pro season with a season that might get him cut in the offseason. Who stole his body and replaced it with Cody Parkey? Can we have our kicker back? Please!

Will Fuller broke his hand diving for a bad pass from Jacoby Brissett. I am still mad about that.

I can think of a few teams right now that could use Tua’s and Deshaun’s talents effectively. The Dolphins aren’t one. 🀯

Remind me why Watson only wants to waive his trade clause to facilitate a trade to Miami? Are the South Beach defense attorneys that good..?

The Jets are ahead of the Dolphins in the standings halfway through the season. Take a second and think about that for a little bit. Is this where you thought we would be at this point in your life? πŸ˜”

Flores has made mistakes. Many many mistakes. But he’s not the one that should be on the hot seat.

I still can’t believe we actually lost to the Jags.

How is Grier still getting into the building? No one has deactivated his ID badge yet?

I am too old and set in my ways to change teams but at this point my life would be less stressful if I just band-wagoned my way to the Rams. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

With every San Francisco win and every Miami loss the Dolphins first round pick gets lower and the Philadelphia first round pick gets higher. That is so Dolphins.

We really drafted Ted Ginn- I mean Jaylen Waddle instead of Rashawn Slater because we thought Austin Jackson was an NFL tackle. These are the people we have running the show.

Honestly, I thought the score in the Buffalo game would be worse. I was pleasantly surprised that we didn’t lose 62-7. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Hope you all had a great Halloween and went trick-or-treating instead of watching Josh Allen waive bye bye. πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹πŸΎπŸ‘‹πŸ»

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